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Thursday, April 23, 2009

FuNNy CoNversation

Hmm.. Let me share the ConVersation I had with my Sec School Peeps.. Hehe.. I find them FuNNy but I duNNo what You Guys ThinK.. Hehe.. I will Just Use Their Name.. ^_^

Ice: Hey All.. Its Long We msn Chat.. Hahahaha.. Still remember when did we had our last grp conversation?

Mervin: Wah Lau.. Its freaking Donkey Years lo.. Rep Rep!! Rep Rep!! This is all I remember.. Rep Rep!! Do Shit Work Liao..

Widah: Ooi.. Dun Bully Rep Rep!! Lol.. Rep Rep help me see what I miss out in class.. Thanks Thanks..

Mervin: Che Meh, you say dun bully Rep Rep, you still bully her.. Kns La...

Alvin: Rep Rep!! MIA ar.. Talk leh.. Dun always keep quiet la..

Ice: She now different from last time lo.. Kns.. Last time in sch, she super quiet and talk freaking little.. I always thought she got zi bi.. But that at PS saw her.. She like Kian Heong lo.. Freaking another MONKEY!!

SH: Wah.. Rep Rep bian le.. But she like MIA leh.. Banana what you doing as now?

Ice: I not banana le hor.. Hmm.. I work as a hairstylist now.. Hehe.. Rep Rep saw me before but she dare not let me cut her hair.. Kns de la..

SH: Haha.. Sure la.. If its me, I also run.. Scare you bo skill.. Lol.. Rep Rep.. TALK LA!! WAH LAO...

Elton: Eh, I stay so near her.. I dun even see her around Bugis lo.. I wonder how she looks like now.. Wonder still that small size and always have something out of the blue de ma?

Iskandar: You somemore same pri with her till Sec 2 then you talk to her.. Even now not in sch, you also won't notice her on streets la.. But I know she dun really hang out at Bugis.. Haha.. That's what she said to me when I asked her before Bugis got what thing nice.. She said Bugis Boring.. LOL... You all sure got add Rep Rep??

YW: Eh you all super bad.. Keep bully my buddy.. She dun like to talk cannot ar.. Got wrong meh..

Mervin: YW, I wonder how you and her can be buddy ar.. Though she sits in front of you always in class.. But you two didn't talk but always go canteen together only what.. Then at most you help her collect class fund.. This is I hate most.. Rep Rep always eat my money, never help me keep my money safe in my pockets..

YW: Coz she talk only when teaching me.. Haha.. Then we will about other things.. Woman secret.. You dun KPO..

Mervin.. I not KPO.. The KPO Queen no talk also.. She eveything KPO and complain.. I very good one hor..

GS: What la.. I just do my job as a prefect leh.. Ask Lawyer come fight la.. I wanna win this case..

YQ: Dun anyhow call Lawyer.. This type of small case call Rep Rep.. She can settle one.. Mervin your money is you never keep it safe la.. Rep Rep also got kanna pay from her own pocket for the class fund because someone never bring her book to school.. Know how to borrow home to copy but dunno how to bring back.. That person still can blur blur look at her.. Rep Rep somemore still can laugh at her buddy stupidity la.. Then like that whole class also can laugh.. Power la..

YW: I that time also forget bring mine lo.. But she covered up for me.. See Rep Rep so good... Linghui u not in front of com?

All: REP REP!! DUN MIA LIAO!!! TALK LA!! WE WANNA DIG NEWS!! QUICK REPLY US!!!

Ben: Wah piang.. 3 mins passed she still didn't reply.. I counting the mins.. Long time no do maths quiz liao.. Anyone wanna try.. I give question..

All: Ben is siao liao.. Can partner Rep, always so good in maths.. Crazy... We dun wan to talk to Ben.. Rep Rep.. Talk leh.. Dun dao liao..

Dex: Aiya Renee won't talk de.. She see only.. Got things being asked then she will talk de..

Mervin: Si Gay, you never read our conversation is it!! Need to wake you up? We already say got things wanna ask liao.. GOT READ ANOT?

JM: Wah I think she will say our english super power coz dun forget she potato one lo.. Then we talk all singlish..

Emily: She upgrade le.. Now french fry.. Hee

Mervin: Wah Lame.. Potato can upgrade one ar.. She dun reply.. We bully her more..

Me: Sorry guys.. I was away.. Hee.. Wth.. You all talk so much already.. Kns la.. I was in shock when I see so many people in one conversation then after awhile then I realise its you all..

Mervin: SAD!!! Rep Rep forget about us le..

Me: No la.. Its like super long we talk in msn lo.. Kns.. The last time is like before N levels when you all mugging, I in msn reply you all question la..

SH: Eh Rep, What you doing as now? Still got study ma? See you confirm study de..

Me: Got lo.. Doing part time.. Hmm.. Then finding full time job.. But YW just finish Poly leh.. She better than me lo..

YQ: She poly.. You Prof leh.. Different lo.. Lol..

Widah: Renee, do you still contact any of our teachers?

Me: Like who? I got a few only coz after change number.. I discard my sim card before transferring number.. Lol

Iskandar: Mrs Yoga?

Me: I totally didn't save her number from the first day of sch.. She call me, I pretend I dunno whose she.. Hahaha

Iskandar: Power la.. But you still remember where she stay a not? I know you go her house often.. Coz you say she super rich..

Me: Ya but I dunno she got move house a not.. She stay in Orchard, Oxley..

SH: Then got contact with Mui, Yong, GCL, Ang and Ong a not?

Me: All dun have... Ong is still in sch teaching but the rest not in liao.. I also not sure.. Haha.. GCL no longer our Principal after we left for a year.. But I wonder you all remember our Sec 2 form teacher..

Mervin: Wah.. I hate him to core.. Our clothes so white, everyday call us roll on the floor, if not throw our shoes off the building.. Kns lo.. But Rep Rep always kanna excuse.. Kns..

SH: Coz Rep Rep not in class, how to kanna punish.. Use your brain la.. Lol.. Rep, dun tell me you still remember his house number?

Me: Hmm.. No.. I forget his number le.. But few years ago, I worked around Bedok area and saw him.. Then he give me his handphone number.. Say if we got plan Secondary Outing, must call him..

Some of Them: Wah dun wan ar.. Later he freak us out again..

Mervin: He still teaching in Prison a not?

Me: Nope.. He teaching in primary school.. He says he prefer to teach us or primary kids as he said those in prison a bit dead..

SH & Mervin: Good luck to those kids he teaching.. Hell is coming.. LOL!!

Me: Bad leh.. Wah why the others so quiet..

YW: Coz SH and Mer keep talking.. Then waiting for our chance lo.... Haha..

Emily: See I say Rep turn into French Fry le..

Me: =.=!!

Mervin: I now know why.. Rep can understand what we talking.. Lol..

Me: =.=

Iskandar: But she's our top scorer leh.. I lose to her for whole 4 years even N level also lose.. I super angry.. Her score is freaking like way too high to reach la..

Mervin: Because you weak.. Always either 2nd or 3rd.. Lol.. But I worst.. Always never get top 10.. Lol..

Alvin: Aiya.. But important is we all passed N with nice results instead of making our teachers feel damn sad la...

JM: But hor I super cannot understand why her chinese during finals can do so well..

Mervin: You dunno meh.. Dun need write compo.. Super easy to pass lo.. Just that.. That time N level she was freaking lucky as I heard she shui ji ying bian.. The oral she got full marks la.. Then listening got 3 mistakes only..

JM: Wah what question she got?

Mervin: You know she everyday watch tv.. So her question was to compare SG production and TW production.. Freak la.. This one she confirm know.. At most she give her conclusion is lousy then nothing to say lo.. But her conclusion was superb.. I was eavesdropping outside with our chinese teacher.. Scared she cmi sia.. But I was shock la..

JM: I have to admit defeat sia..

Ice: Wah makes me remember our first speech day in school.. She made the whole school laugh and the parents to be in shock.. Rep Rep is power la..

Mervin: Thinking of it I also wanna laugh..

All: Me too..

Me: What's so funny?

Ice: You remember Sec 2 some of us have to go collect our prize for 1st in class and best subjects.. Then for those students who are first in class will have to say the answer and let the whole school know how you manage to get first.. Do you remember the question?

Me: Oh.. I remember the question.. Haha.. But funny meh?

Mervin: Its not the question is funny but your reply is funny...

Ice: Yup.. I think I say everyone will drop.. Who want to be Principal?

Mer: ME!!

YW: I be Renee!!

Ice: Wah never give me chance.. Never mind I be her parents and grandma..

Me: Ok.. Show Starts..

Mervin: Renee, you wanna share with the people here how often do you revise per day coz I can see you got quite a number of prizes from the list..

YW: Hmm.. I didn't study at all so I dunno.. (She somemore give that blur look, that makes all of us laugh)

Mervin: Oh.. Whose Renee's Parents as I need to verify..

Ice: (Dad first) Yes.. I am her dad..

Mervin: Oh Mr Choo.. Can I know that since your daughter didn't revise and what she do when she got home?

Ice: (Still her dad) Oh.. I seldom at home.. Heard from my mother was she after school will go pick her bro from sch then after that go home eat dinner and watch tv.. At 11pm, she will go and sleep..

Mervin: (Principal talking to her grandma) Aunty, your grand daughter everyday after school go home only eat and watch tv after that went to bed.. She didn't revise what she learn in school?

Ice: (Grandmother) Ya lo.. She naughty.. Asked her study, she only watch tv and eat.. Never study one.. Even exams also never see books.. See naughty la..

YW: That time Renee super pai sei on stage.. But we laughing coz she looks blur one la.. Lol

Me: Got meh.. I dunno lo.. I was freak out..

Ice: You too honest la.. Wa lau.. Even the express and academic students all were freaked out by your answer la..

Me: Got meh.. I can't remember.. I only know all of you were laughing non stop and I was wondering what's so funny..

Ice: Its not what you say funny.. Its how you reply plus your expression we all laugh at.. Didn't see a person can be so innocence till that extend.. We have to agree that you are super cute de..

Mervin: For a girl to say another girl cute a bit weird.. Let me say.. Rep Rep Ni Hao Cute!!

SH: Sounds so er xin.. But Renee really Cute...

Elton: You all er xin la.. Renee since pri sch is already cute.. But after that more cute..

Mervin: Elton, you then er xin lo..

Dex: Then let me this gay say Renee is cute...

Widah: I puke.. Why u guys wanna fight over who says Renee is cute.. But I think she's cute..

YQ: Cute is Cute must say so many times ma? Siao.. Renee stay cute hor..

GS: I dun think Renee is cute lo.. She's smart but not cute..

JM: She's smart and cute and GS we never ask for your opinion..

Ben: Dun fight la.. Renee is cute one lo.. Even I ask her be my gf, she reject me lo and super direct.. Wah tat time she says that I find her more cute la..

Elton: Wah.. How come we dunno you after her? What she tell you? Say leh.. Hehe.. Curious liao..

Ben: Haha.. Its after that day she had a fell when she helping us to train our 2.4Km.. Then I find her cute de.. Fell down still won't cry but can laugh and jump around..

Mervin: Then then.. Dun suspense..

Ben: Wait.. I thinking.. Old liao.. Lol.. Then that time tat happen in sec 1.. But I asked her after the ground breaking session where Mr Yeo asked me not to stay too close to her as he scared I give bad influence to her.. But she ignored and drink her water.. I walked her to bus stop and tried to ask her to be my gf.. She turned and tell me in the face, "I dun like You!" After that she walked off..

Mervin: Haha.. I forgot to tell you.. She very direct de.. Too bad.. But KH got go after her.. In the end also never together but both of them still super close.. She totally ignore u right?

Ben: Ya after that in sch, she ignore me for a week la.. She so bad lo.. That time I am still a kid..

Me: Hmm.. Haha.. You still remember all that.. I didn't remember lo..

Mervin: Rep Rep.. You are super good la.. But you always like to argue with him.. Scold me and everything.. I wonder where did I make you dislike me...

Me: Got a lot.. Always dun wan bring books.. Then let me be bad person to go after you for money.. Idiot.. Big Head Small Body..

All: HAHA..

Ice: Mervin this name shall never leave you.. Haha

SH: Btw Rep.. Tat time our last speech which is after we graduated one.. Why you didn't attend? Your bro very ke lian leh..

Me: School busy ma.. Actually got full day class.. So I decided not to go..

YW: Please lo.. We asked you but you say dun wan to go.. Teachers all missed you.. That year is the last time you can make the school speech day be a funny one.. They thought of something very memorable one lo.. But they say you didn't give..

Me: Dots.. Lol.. Eh I got to go sleep le.. Chat with u all again..

YW: Rep Rep dun leave us

Me: Dun be so idiot..

YQ: Lol.. Rep Rep.. I think you should talk more.. Hehe.. We shall one day to meet up ok? Dun ask for class fund liao..

Me: Ok sure.. Hmm.. Idea.. Guys.. YQ suggest we shall have class fund to be given again.. Lol.. Ciaoz... ( I close the window and log out)

Hmm.. Had fun chatting with them.. There are more but this are the few were online.. Haha.. I dunno funny anot but hope you all enjoy.. Hee..

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